Second try...the idiot box ate the first entry apparently...
I've found the perfect "Letter from Santa" website:
http://www.lettersfrombadsanta.com/order.html
Sadly, it aint free, but if you have the time and money to spend, this would be the place to do it.
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
End of Semester Blues
(Done in a G/G# progression)
It be de end of de semester
and de morons dey be thik
Dey be whini'n' boud dey grades
an' dey jus' bout make me sick.
If dey done de work t'begin wit
an' left de partyin' alone
Dey wouldna be a sittin'
in de "I's a moron failed Composition Class Zone!"
Perhaps I'm a bit harsh on my students...wait...no, no I'm not. When they show up with below 9th grade level research projects, empty portfolios, and hang-overs I feel fully justified to smack dey lil' haids into d' desk.
Thank goodness there are only three more days of finals to suffer through. Then on to Solstice, Christmas, the rest of Haunukah, Kwanza and the drunken debauchery that New Years has become...then back to classes with a fresh crop of sub-literates.
How the hell did this country get to be the world leader it is with these chuckle heads wanting to be in charge??
Someone has got to make them understand that Grand Theft Auto is NOT how you decide foreign policy!
It be de end of de semester
and de morons dey be thik
Dey be whini'n' boud dey grades
an' dey jus' bout make me sick.
If dey done de work t'begin wit
an' left de partyin' alone
Dey wouldna be a sittin'
in de "I's a moron failed Composition Class Zone!"
Perhaps I'm a bit harsh on my students...wait...no, no I'm not. When they show up with below 9th grade level research projects, empty portfolios, and hang-overs I feel fully justified to smack dey lil' haids into d' desk.
Thank goodness there are only three more days of finals to suffer through. Then on to Solstice, Christmas, the rest of Haunukah, Kwanza and the drunken debauchery that New Years has become...then back to classes with a fresh crop of sub-literates.
How the hell did this country get to be the world leader it is with these chuckle heads wanting to be in charge??
Someone has got to make them understand that Grand Theft Auto is NOT how you decide foreign policy!
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Welcome to Cedar Valley
I thought that I would create a blog for our family and extended family so we can keep up on what's going on. As has been said, we're scattered out all over the continent, and sometimes other continents, and it's tough to keep up with each other.
Winter is making an attempt at arriving out here on the river. It's gotten colder, and damper, and there's been rumors of snow flurries not too far away. We finally got the wood stove in for the season and a rick of wood so we're keeping warm. Now I've got to get busy and create more wood for the stove...I wonder if I can hire a teenager to do that for me??
Life, like our beloved river, flows onward. Help keep this blog going by adding your comments and updates, or send me anything you want included here. There's even a photo portion of the blog that I don't have figured out yet, but be warned...I will figure it out! Then I'll be asking for pix to post.
My love to everyone.
Winter is making an attempt at arriving out here on the river. It's gotten colder, and damper, and there's been rumors of snow flurries not too far away. We finally got the wood stove in for the season and a rick of wood so we're keeping warm. Now I've got to get busy and create more wood for the stove...I wonder if I can hire a teenager to do that for me??
Life, like our beloved river, flows onward. Help keep this blog going by adding your comments and updates, or send me anything you want included here. There's even a photo portion of the blog that I don't have figured out yet, but be warned...I will figure it out! Then I'll be asking for pix to post.
My love to everyone.
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