Too good not to pass on...

Second try...the idiot box ate the first entry apparently...

I've found the perfect "Letter from Santa" website:
http://www.lettersfrombadsanta.com/order.html

Sadly, it aint free, but if you have the time and money to spend, this would be the place to do it.

End of Semester Blues

(Done in a G/G# progression)
It be de end of de semester
and de morons dey be thik
Dey be whini'n' boud dey grades
an' dey jus' bout make me sick.

If dey done de work t'begin wit
an' left de partyin' alone
Dey wouldna be a sittin'
in de "I's a moron failed Composition Class Zone!"

Perhaps I'm a bit harsh on my students...wait...no, no I'm not. When they show up with below 9th grade level research projects, empty portfolios, and hang-overs I feel fully justified to smack dey lil' haids into d' desk.

Thank goodness there are only three more days of finals to suffer through. Then on to Solstice, Christmas, the rest of Haunukah, Kwanza and the drunken debauchery that New Years has become...then back to classes with a fresh crop of sub-literates.

How the hell did this country get to be the world leader it is with these chuckle heads wanting to be in charge??

Someone has got to make them understand that Grand Theft Auto is NOT how you decide foreign policy!